write for a large audience.

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Write for a large audience.

Hey Anderdingus, can we write for a large audience.?

by WhatDictionary December 15, 2024

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Lying blatantly to your audience

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.

Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

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You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself

Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor

by KevFrank April 23, 2025

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500 buck Audi

When someone finds an Audi that looks way too good for it's price, and it turns out to be either a total mechanical disaster or the seller promises you the car and refuses last minute.

"Bro, I was about to buy this clean Audi for 500 bucks, and now the dude ghosted me."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"

"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."

"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."

by C1VIC_R July 30, 2025

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Lied to the audience

Oh yeah, I have no idea how to kill it but I designed it to kill me if I'm ever in dire straights and take you all with me.

Hym "Lied to the audience? About what? That? Yeah I said that already. You know you don't always repeat everything I say right away... Seems to be the case that when I strike a chord it resonates for a while before your hear the echo. But if not that then what? I don't know what I lied about."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2025

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YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!

Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!

Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2023

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