When a customer comes into a furniture store multiple times throughout the week and walks around looking at the same things without asking any questions or for help; in a zombie like manner. Furniture Zombies also never buy and waste your time. This is similar to a Furniture Vampire but a Furniture Zombie doesn’t speak or acknowledge that a sales person is even there. A Furniture Zombie episode could last 20 seconds to 2 hours. The typical age of a Furniture Zombie is the ages 70 and up. At least 1 out of 10 customers is considered a Furniture Zombie. If a Furniture Zombie is under the age of 70 then you have a rare form of Furniture Zombie which might be better or worse than a typical Furniture Zombie.
Susan had a classic Furniture Zombie. The woman was 80 years old and she was previously in the past two days looking at all of the furniture pieces on the floor. Susan asked her if she could help but the woman didn't respond and looked like a zombie.
by TheFurnitureGal April 08, 2011
by Alternative Holes February 21, 2020
1. A person who has been playing Legend of Zelda continuously for a period of time in order to beat the game.
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda
by gothicgirl143 February 05, 2012
A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.
by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 23, 2020
"Akilah gave her boyfriend Zombie Head! Her eyes turned red and dialated while she frothed and gargled on his dick. Now she basically owns him.
by NashFromTT February 11, 2018
A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.
Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.
by BRUX! May 25, 2009
noun - (ge-tow zom-be)
A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".
A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".
Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.
by Placebo Nightingale November 25, 2012