disco stu

One of the coolest characters in The Simpsons. He is perenially traped in the '70s during the height of disco.

Disco Stu dosen't advertise

by Disco Stu September 25, 2003

disgracebook

What people who are embarrased to have facebook, call facebook.

These people can include, but are not limited to:

People over the age of 17

People who have jobs/careers

People who are succesful in life

People who aren't self-obsessed

Guy 1:
How did you find out that personal information about that girl? It's quite unnecessary and creepy.

Guy 2: disgracebook

Guy 1: For fucksakes, grow up, we're 27.

by Spankberrycherry February 18, 2009

Disgruntled pirate

to ejaculate in ones eye and thier reaction is to put their hand over the eye and scream "YAR!!!!!";

See Pookey-Tim

"She was going down on me and I pulled out and gave her the disgruntled pirate"

by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004

Discovered by a mom

A tagline added to the end of internet marketing campaigns, with the aim of increasing clicks on the advertisment. Moms have reached a golden age of innovation, heralded as more significiant than the industrial revolution. They have discovered fantastic teeth whitening, weight loss, acne removal and many other cosmetic enhancements that have eluded top researchers for decades.

"Learn the simple trick, discovered by a mom, to turn teeth whiter"

"Lose 20lbs in one week using the trick discovered by a mom from Whatever town your ISP is based in - this increases the feeling of familiarity the user feels with the entrepreneurial mom

by bonus23 September 29, 2009

ethically dissimilar

A stupid argument cited by liberals in order to deny liberal media bias.

When the media harps on Mitt Romney's dog but fails to report on Barack Obama's brother, this is not media bias because these two things are ethically dissimilar.

When the media talks about George W. Bush mispronouncing words but ignores Barack Obama saying there are 57 states, this is not media bias because these two things are ethically dissimilar.

by 25Bingo July 28, 2013

Fuck Discord Mods Day

On Thursday December 18, Discord users get to fuck the discord mods of servers who can’t do anything about it. People also get to spam memes in general.

Hey it’s Fuck Discord Mods Day!

Time to fuck them.

by asap_handlez December 17, 2020

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022