Wormp

A wormp is a complex and useful thing to know about. In a nut shell it is a type of hug. To do a wormp you run at your target and leap into the air while spreading your arms. When you hit your target you wrap your arms around them/it.

Jacob wormped Damon, but unfortunately Jacob accidentally crushed him.

by Silken McAwesome July 19, 2011

wormtongue

To pretend to agree with a point of view, or to have someone else's interests at heart, while in fact secretly subverting that point of view or acting against the person's best interest. The critical part of the definition is the stealth method of attack: constantly deflecting the thinking process of the person with whom the Wormtongue is supposed to be in agreement with just enough that the person never acts or when they do act, it is ineffective.

For example, the wormtongue pretends to have the safety of the person or the common sense point of view as a priority by exaggerating the dangers of the best action and thus disuading the person from taking that action. This in fact harms the person.

Another example, the wormtongue persuades the 'friend' that doing an activity (asking a person out on a date, trying out for a new activity, etc.) won't work, will cause problems, is actually a bad choice, etc. when the wormtongue really wants the 'friend' to not succeed. This is done for a variety of reasons but they all involve some sort of hypocritical gain on the part of the wormtongue.

On the web, a lot of chatrooms and blogs have wormtongues that appear to be on one side of an issue or else neutral but in reality are very biased and working for the other side. This is especially true in the case of religious or political issues such as global warming, Bush v. Obama, etc.

by fredstone May 1, 2013

brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

by _Jez_ October 3, 2009

can of worms

A prolific source of troubles.

see also: Pandora's Box

Joe really opened a can of worms when he snitched on Leon.

by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

wormhole

Theoretical method of faster than light travel, made popular through use in many science fiction texts including Stargate. Describes a subspace 'tunnel' created between two points in space that dramatically reduces the time required to travel between them. While potentially plausible under some scientific theories including relativity, there's no way to know if wormholes actually exist, or can be created.

Captain Kirk flew his spaceship into the wormhole.

by Greg May 1, 2004

wormonism

The religion that practices having as many husbands as the woman shall choose (watch out mormons)

I think im going to practice wormonism, I love being a slut!

by Stina6 January 1, 2007

wormy joe

The act of receiving oral sex from an elderly individual who does not have any remaining teeth, which results in the use of their bare gums to gently massage your foreskin

Yo Kiran did you hear Ryan and Chris were getting some mean wormy joes from Judy last night?

by LawngJauwnMacGrungckelstein69 October 8, 2017