8 definitions by BeerLovinGuy

Used to indicate a person is a complete moron. Formed from the combination of tard, the shortend slang version of retard + police.
Damn, someone should call the tard police on that guy!
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
A considerable amount of things of the same kind, more than what would normally be considered as "a bunch."
I've got a bunch of speeding tickets, but George has a bunch-and-a-half.
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
A considerable amount of things of the same kind.
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
Alternate name for Chocolate-covered cherry cordials. So named due to the white goopy fluid residing between the choolate shell and the cherry. As you take a bite, the chocolate looks like a monkey's skull, the goop resembles brain matter and the cherry appears to be a gigantic brain aneurysm.
Hot damn, Grandma gave me another box of monkey brains for Christmas!
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
Used as a suffix to modify a root word to signify one extreme or another of the word.
Dad, I can't wear these pants, they are highwater dotcom!

Damn, look at that dude... He is ugly dotcom!
by BeerLovinGuy February 9, 2005
A prolific source of troubles.

see also: Pandora's Box
Joe really opened a can of worms when he snitched on Leon.
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
As a transative verb
: to cause damage to

As a noun
: loss or harm resulting from injury to person, property, or reputation

Formed from the combination of chisel + funk
Be careful with that hammer or you're gonna chiselfunk your window.

Thanks to the rain, my plans are all chiselfunked.

Man, this shiznit is all chiselfunked.
by BeerLovinGuy February 12, 2004