Toss the Cactus

idiom: a ritual carried out to inform a guest that his presence is no longer welcome. conducted in stealth, by taking a prized cactus of said guest and chucking it amongst last night's fish bones and vegetable clippings.

It is customary for dinner guests to each bring their own cactus to a party, and at an opportune moment the offending party's cactus will be pitched into the garbage. The fruit may be thrown away unharmed, or violated in any number of ways beforehand.

Also called: "Pitching the Cactus", "Chucking the Cactus", and "Wasting the Spiny Fruit".

If that knob keeps hanging all over my girlfriend I'm going to toss the cactus and send him crying into the street.

by dw33 April 8, 2007

Tess

She thicc, she slick but she won’t suck your dick.

Greg: how’s the bird?
Joe: she’s peng but she’s a bit of a tess

by Citadella May 30, 2019

Tess

Someone who has a phat ass and in most cases is Jewish.

Yo I saw this guy with a fat ass
Bruhhh this guy is a Tess

by Thisguyleo November 19, 2019

Tess Procrastinator

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.

Hey I’m a Tess procrastinator

Don’t talk to me

by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021

poop toss

A pointless argument between idiots.

There's always a poop toss when politics end up on Facebook.

by Butthandler November 16, 2015

Dirty Tessely

Dirty Tessely is when you make a drawing with your partners cum

~Example dirty tessely~

Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”

by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021

toss

see wank or hun

by Bobby October 13, 2003