Samuel L Jackson

That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor

Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"

by Let me suck you're cock! June 22, 2015

Samuel Gompers

President of the AFL.

"I wish I was Samuel Gompers, I love the AFL!"

by OG Noah January 4, 2016

Simulbate

The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.

Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.

by Maiorani January 13, 2016

samuel mark deboer

A smoke show who can attract Wild Wanis from wherever he is

Samuel Mark DeBoer loves his wild wanis

by Wild Wani March 14, 2016

simultextapathy

When you send a text to someone who is texting you at exactly the same time.

Omg...we just had simultextapathy!

by zwernebug April 20, 2016

samuel starbuck

a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals

omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck

by the guy who everyone hates May 20, 2016

Samuel Bowley

Samule Bowely is a guy that has many different opinions on everything. A Samuel Bowley likes to shop for others to make them "sweet". Pulls all of the girls and likes the name Malia. He's not afraid to drink acholic drinks.

That person is sweet, he must be a Samuel Bowley

by Dis.guy_ October 16, 2016