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A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Sakmon - short for sock monkey
Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masturbation.

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
Sakmon by Sakhandler June 15, 2011
An ugly girl
Yo you see that salton over there?

Yeah that girl is one gross chick
salton by Cv12344 January 2, 2014
A person descending from both Samoan and Tongan heritage.
"That rugby player is tough! Straight up Samongan!"
Samongan by SandAndSnow March 10, 2015

salamonca 

A very excited and hyped up individual that always runs from the cops for no reason whatsoever. A Salamonca normally pertains to very skinny and short individuals with a strong addiction to meth and other drugs. A Salamonca is known for its ability to scale sides of buildings with ease like Gollum and screech at the moon from rooftops like a Devil. Few Salamoncas have ever been really caught as they have no problems with pain. The only way to catch a Salamonca is to become a Salamonca.

The Salamoncas' history was begun in Patterson Ca.
Catch that Salmonca!

Patterson Devil! Salamonca is gone again!!!
salamonca by PPS_TEX March 29, 2017

salon baby 

A child of a mother who works at a ratchet ass salon, and also grows up in the salon.
Girl, you always sitting at the salon often with your mama. You ain't nothing but a salon baby
salon baby by Haitianbaby July 3, 2017

salmanito 

Salmon that likes the song despacito.
Despacito I don’t know what to say except salmanito