Potato IQ
Potato IQ by SoapWasGod April 18, 2018
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Potato Head
a legitimate idiot. this person is a complete fatty that is a straight up unco at everything and can not do anything right.
a straight up sped who is pretty useless.
a straight up sped who is pretty useless.
Potato Head by LittleStoleYourMcNuggets March 25, 2019
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potatopoii
discord user potatopoii#0001 has a gigantic 48cm (19 inch) penis and he’s admin with allah cat on the best discord anarchy server (discord.gg/HTu8KcSK37)
obama: look it’s potatopoii i heard he’s admin on the best anarchy server and he has a gigantic penis
barley: *cries* my anarchy server good too and i too have big 3 cm penis :’(
barley: *cries* my anarchy server good too and i too have big 3 cm penis :’(
potatopoii by barley2837 April 24, 2021
bunk potatoes
bunk potatoes by tucker max May 4, 2007
hot potato voice
hot potato voice by azzaboyooo October 18, 2008
Russet Potatoes
When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
Russet Potatoes by jimbo99 December 12, 2009