Pester

A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 25, 2021

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Pasteczko's are different than others they are usually into music and always blush when people say their crushes name.

They are mostly good in math but hate school. They can also be funny. But they do pretend to not like their crush but everyone knows their crush already. If you are friends with a Pasteczko... Be warned they sometimes can be phsyco's.

Boy one: oh damn i heard Pasteczko's are phsyco's....
Boy two: ye but they are kinda cute doe
Boy one: back of they are mine!

by Human2.0 January 30, 2021

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