Blind Onion

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net

After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.

by Blind Onion May 3, 2005

Punchin The Onion

To perform anal sex.

Izzie: wanna punch my onion tonight babe?
Chris: what do i do? <english accent>
Izzie: just put it in my bum
Chris: okay!
This is Punchin the Onion

by AssKiller123 August 30, 2011

cheese and onion

Cheese and onion;adjective- a collequial Australian term used to describe an object, person or thing that is average, mediocre or so so.

Example 1: The movie "Bend it like Beckham" is onion and cheese.

Example 2: Daniel Moroko's shoes are very cheese and onion

Conversation: Josh: hey guys, what do you think of this shirt I'm wearing ?
James: I don't know, it's pretty cheese and onion

by Slippinnjimmy March 28, 2016

Onigiri Parents

Parents who are white on the outside, but Asian all the way through. Named after a type of rice cake from Japan that uses white rice.

Same unbalanced focus on grades/academics at expense of all else, same overbearing and overprotective nature, same perfectionist kids who burn out from anxiety.

Scott: Fuuuuuck, my parents yelled at me all night for getting an 89 on the last exam. I still have a 4.1 GPA, so I don’t see what the problem is. I can’t handle my parents anymore.

Richard: Sounds like a classic case of onigiri parents.

by Shepherd Guy April 18, 2022

bloomin' onion

Right after pulling your penis out of a female's anus, the anus stays wide open for a fraction of a second, resembling a bloomin' onion.

After Steve pulled his stark erection out of Candace's firm buttucks, it resembled a bloomin' onion for what seemed like less than a second.

by D. Snutz June 8, 2003

Onion Dome

When you receive head from a guy/girl with bad breath.

She ate an onion bagel and followed it with a hot dog, now that's some onion dome.

by Esoquo July 20, 2007

Onieka

1.A girl's name, she is usually friendly and quite outgoing.

2. Win.

1.Person 1: "I totally checked out Onieka yesterday, she's so fine."
Person 2: "Agreed."

2. Person 1: "I totally Onieka'd you."
Person 2: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by elhairah March 17, 2010