IXL Math

A useless, repetitive math website that causes the pulling out of hair, suicidal thoughts, stress, and occasionally, constipation and computer damage.

All it is, is just endless solving of math problems for crummy little drawings and paper certificates.

Did I mention if you get a question wrong, your "smartscore" drops by 10?

"Dude, can you come over to play ball?"

"No sorry, I have to finish my IXL Math. It counts for half of my grade"

"That's dumb!"

"Yeah, I've already thrown my computer a few times, and my butt hurts from sitting on my chair this long"

by Eugeneius April 25, 2013

Clown Math

Clown Math is the use of mathematics to derive a piece of information from an incomplete or possibly nonexistent set of data by way of conjecture. Essentially, Clown Math is a means of reporting a figure that can't be accurately known by making a series of educated or uneducated guesses. Clown Math may use old data set with presumptions to bring it to date, comparisons to similar data sets, etc in order to achieve this.

1: "The monthly report is missing {expense x}!"
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."

by My Name is Not Austin December 1, 2021

crackhead math

When people count their money in forms of material, usually drugs or alcohol.

You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"

or

You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"

Hence the term crackhead math

by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009

anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.

"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."

by hodags1966 June 23, 2019

napkin math

"Napkin math" is the act of performing estimates (usually of a financial nature) to roughly determine the feasibility or validity of an outcome or fact. It is usually performed in an informal setting.

Napkin is an allusion to the disposable nature of the information.

"I've done napkin math Dave, even if you get a $10k/year raise you still can't afford that mortgage".

by silentguardian September 12, 2013

Is Math Related to Science?

The phrase used to identify the king's people

Poppy Smoria: *sees Pewds* Hey, is math related to science?
Pewdiepie: Hi

by urdadlesbian2 December 21, 2019

Cool Math Games

A very fun website that you can play ton of fun games on that are not even related to math.

P1: Hey dude wanna see who can get farther in Balloon Tower Defense, on Cool Math Games?

P2: Duuurrrr cuz I always win!

by Mikasa Ackermaninthehousebois April 20, 2018