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Mirror Locked

When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.
"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."
by Zenoren April 17, 2020
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Oil Licker

A person that lies through their teeth so much that it's difficult to tell when they're actually telling the truth.
My story might seem far fetched but I'm far from an oil licker.
by Sandwich McFritos May 6, 2020
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cara lockett

bro cara lockett is such a bitch
by tamponlicker May 18, 2020
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Bush licker

An insult to a lesbian who’s being an asshole or just an insult to a lesbian
Emma you’re being a total bush licker right now

Ellen is such a bush licker when she’s horny
by xLesbianxdinosaurx3000 June 20, 2020
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cunt licker

a person who is a man-whore, generally considered to be named Eli, Zach and potentially Jackson. this person is a cunt by all degrees and only cares about themselves
person 1: aw zach's a bit of a cunt licker ay?
by some aussie bloke August 30, 2020
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Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.
by drew a button December 12, 2020
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toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020
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