JUNK TANK

When a guy is so fat, his junk is not small... it's a tank (also known as "the Blob"! This is also known to happen when guys get extreme silicone injections.

That fat guy just got kicked in the junk tank!

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

junk

non insultive or derogatory term meaning it,that,this,these,those, stuff, thing.

"Guy didn't wanna say shit in front of the ignoramus so said junk instead, and that people asked about bass and treble in funk and all got silent."

by noixz January 14, 2009

junka

a junka is a massive line of cocaine.

Hey break me up a junka.

by DGP December 10, 2008

Junk Hand

A hand that has touched another mans balls and then slaps/punches someone else with the same hand

Rubing your hand on your dick then slapping your girlfriend in the face with that hand, then say "you just got junk handed hoe"

by booby bill man March 14, 2011

Junk

usually white trash; wears to much eye-liner. Their clothes are way to tight. They always want to fight people. They tend to live in the South. They always have fights with their friends. They tend to lose their virginity in the 7-9th grade. They don't wash their clothes. Their hair is ALWAYS greasy. They act like they can afford American Eagle and such. They like to take pictures without their shirts.

Ohmygod, that girl loves drama as much as she loves fake Hollister, whatta junk!

by Sarah isn't my real name Smith September 1, 2009

crunk junk

a type of dunk in streetball - it involves a self alley-oop and a 180 degree spin before catching the ball and dunking it over your head

did you see that crunk junk i just pull?
i know it was insane

by switch_19 April 18, 2006

junk

A person, place, thing or idea that is great, off the hook, terrific, outstanding, cool etc.

This crib is junk!

It's totally junk that my work load has lightened.

by ctof April 28, 2005