smarty jones

A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.

I'll give you a smarty jones

by VZ December 28, 2005

Jim Jones

Mediocrity personified.

Can't rap? No problem, just join dipset.

Jim Jones
This is that bang, bang, bang
To my hooligan, gang
While you movin' them thangs
And ya toolies go blast (silence)
Call me Richochet Rabbit
Cause I click and spray matics

by Banger214 December 14, 2008

Jones-n-it-up

when you gather up whats left of what you have left.

its when you run out of crack and look on the floor for more.you have no crack left so you scrape your crack pipe for one last hoot. "you Jones-n-it-up last night

by timmy meade June 13, 2008

Seth Jones

A boss....period the end

Seth Jones jumped on a car while it was moving making him a boss.

by ilikepie2847 March 23, 2010

Martha Jones

Companion to the tenth Doctor. Assisted in the defeat of the master by travelling the world to set up a telepathic link and found out the last words of the Face of Boe.

Martha Jones was an amazing companion and she will always be remembered

by SomethingOldSomethingNew September 13, 2016

Joshua Jones

Joshua Jones is a fine young African American men's fashion enthusiast. No matter where Joshua Jones is going he will always look astonishing. Not only is Joshua the best dresser but, he is also the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is the most charming and knows how to put a smile on your face. Joshua Jones will do everything with class and elegancy.

There goes Joshua Jones serving looks again

by KarryR April 29, 2019

mike jones

Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV

Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.

by M G-man May 2, 2006