Ron Jeremy

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.

"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"

by thejennysituation September 5, 2009

Nor*Jers

A term used to describe northern new jersey. Originated by members of a paintball team known as the New Jersey Jesters.

Nor*Jers > Socal, norcal, MW

by sigfried5567 March 1, 2007

Jerome

The coolest motherfucker I’ve ever met, perfect. Anybody named Jerome can treat a lady fine

Person 1: oh shit who’s that?
Person 2: that Jerome, slick asf

Person 1: save some puss for us damn

by YeeterScooter November 24, 2018

Jerry Lawler

Once great wrestler, now a perverted old man. He had a feud with Andy Kauffman. His nickname is "The King" or "King".

J.R.: Bah Gawd, King! That sum bitch kane just chokeslamed Matt Hardy!

King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!

by Yo Momma December 28, 2004

jersey shore

The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.

Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.

by coolestnerdever December 9, 2012

jerk n work

When one masturbates right before he leaves for work.

"Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today."

by BIGG DEEZY May 5, 2009

Jerichowned

To be owned by WWE superstar Chris Jericho (aka Chris Irvine)

Fan: Go back to Toronto!
Jericho: I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

Person: Wow, he just got Jerichowned!

by JerichoholicY2J June 23, 2010