Staten Island

My favorite place in the world. Everyone says how shitty it is but truthfully, there are few places I enjoy more. While it's evident that you shouldn't go in the water at the beach I'm sure many people have enjoyed running through the splash grounds when they were younger. What about the playgrounds? Can anyone truly say that they've burnt their feet by running around the black rubber barefoot and never done it again? It's just one of those things that makes you feel at home. Maybe it's just a "Great Kills" thing because everyone else seems to think Staten Island is just a hell hole.

history teacher: so you had the 5 burroughs...which were?

class: *names all but SI*

me: staten island! *mumbles under breath* duh, its the only place to live

Staten Island by vivian 'cciuolo April 28, 2009

pine island mn 

The small hick town north of rochester mn known for its population to have a less than 1% ethnetictiy rate it is made up of people who work, has worked, or know someone who works at the mayo clinic or IBM the only two imploers in the whole southeast part of Minnesota other than farming

the town has a history of mass people using pot especialy in the crummy high school.

Pine island also is famous for the worlds largest block of cheese (2 tons)

Lets get the hell out of Pine island MN

pine island mn by ThIsToWnIsCrAp November 25, 2009

gilligan's island

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else

Dude, you're such a Gilligan

gilligan's island by Dave October 27, 2003

Long Island girls 

A member of the female sex that hails from Nassau or Suffolk county; technically, Queens and Kings (Brooklyn) county females are "Long Island" girls, but out in the real world you'll get looks for saying that.

Many of them do strange things like wear their hair like they're Native Americans going to war, fake eyelashes, too much make-up etc. At least they put a great deal of care into their appearance.

Some of them come from well-off families. Some of the girls from Long Island go to college at the University at Buffalo; this saves them about $15,000 a year in tuition vs. most NYC universities, which they proceed to bilk their parents out of by getting them to buy them a new car. Frankly, I'm impressed by their cleverness.

Overall, they're girls like any other. I personally have found the Long Island girls I've met to be very friendly and sweet (and I'm not the best looking guy by any means), so I would say the stereotype of them being shallow is a little inaccurate.

No comment on the stereotype about them being airheads, though.

#1

ME: UB has been around since the 19th century. Do you think Long Island girls came up from the city back in the 1800's to go to school here like they do today?

MY FRIEND LAUGHS: I doubt it.

ME: But can you just picture them coming onto campus in a horse-and-buggy, wearing those old outfits with the giant hooped skirts down to their ankles--

MY FRIEND: --and talking with those accents?

We both bust out laughing

#2

ME: Every Long Island girl I've met has been very sweet to me, despite the fact that I'm no Fabio. They're the butt of a lot of jokes, especially here at UB, but most of them are decent people. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for them. I kinda hope I marry a Long Island girl someday.

Long Island girls by corcan October 19, 2010

zug island 

An industrial island on the USA side of the Detroit River between Windsor, ON and Detroit, MI.
Also, a kickass band ;) ZUGIZLAND.COM

"Holy shizz Zug Island smells like industrial waste! I can smell if all the way from across the river!"

zug island by roSiiiiie April 28, 2006

Rhode Island rip and ride 

This is when a couple performs the sexual position called "the butterfly" and uses the vaginal lips as wings. In this process, when he is able to wrap the wings around his body, the vagina, therefore, rips. He then rides.

Sex on a slip and side ... like a rhode island rip and ride.

Rhode Island rip and ride by Helga Sunbat February 24, 2009

North Island 

The northern island of New Zealand, where everything cool is, oppose to the south island, where all there is, is mountains and rubble.

Mate, should I head down to the South Island, or stay in the north island?
Stay up here, nothing's exciting down there

North Island by Evenmenlikecheese April 3, 2015