real-shape

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.
"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"
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real pain

how you feel after falling UP the stairs (a mixture of loss of pride and a panic attack)
you haven't felt real pain until you know what falling up the stairs feels like .
by thrasher247 February 06, 2018
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real yellow

It's cool, or badass. Like, a roller coaster that is real yellow. Could even be the really real yellow.
Dood, that ride is the real yellow, not just the yellow they used.
by ericthered26 May 06, 2007
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Real Merkin

A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.
"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."
by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013
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New Real

When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"
Hey Donald your so New Real
by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018
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The Real Hero

White people call these people "cops" but black people normally see them as the person who killed or jailed their dad.
Now that is epic
Hey that hero fucking killed my dad
That officer is the real hero
by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019
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real original

Sarcasm. When a person says or does something unoriginal.
When someone starts fake poppin' and lockin' on the dancefloor cause they can't really dance, "Look at this guy, REAL ORIGINAL."

When a person makes ANYTHING they found on pinterest and shows it to you, "Oh look at that, reeeaaalll original babe."
by BrownBearCreamBear November 30, 2015
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