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real-shape 

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.
"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"
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dinosaur shaped world is real! 

this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school
the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!

Realscape 

1) Authentic Environment;

2) Being in a group of 'real' and connected people;

3) Name of an Emergency Exit systems design company:

4) Name of Jules Tolchard's art projects and website;

5) Opposite of 'fakescape'
1) "Keep it real, stay in the realscape dude";

2) Get out of my realscape, you're fake as fuck, stay in your own fakescape;
Realscape by Crystal_M August 15, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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