Yokky Hole

A yokky hole is a dirty smelly bum hole, caused by not wiping your shit away properly.

The itching of a yokky hole can cause very smelly fingers.

One should not prepare food after itching a yokky hole.
Yokky holes cause skid marks.

On viewing someone itching their bum hole you would ask " Do you have a yokky hole?"

My husband has a yokky hole. He's always itching it.

by sweetbunny February 23, 2010

Harper Holiday

month or multiple months of recreation when work remains outstanding, when no work is done; period of this, paid vacation, esp. annual paid vacation

to avoid responsibility or accountability

act of avoiding or undermining fundamental democratic institutions

eg. Although the renovation was not halfway done and already behind schedule, the carpenters took a Harper Holiday anyway and still expected to be paid.

eg. John had not studied enough so he Harper Holidayed his mid-term examinations

eg. the Prime Minister saw his popularity declining and risked losing a confidence vote so he declared a Harper Holiday to avoid further investigations and accountability

by Dimitri Soudas January 4, 2010

hold tight

to give a shout out to or say safe to some one

"hold tight ma boyz reppin norf"

by coca cola nicola October 8, 2005

hold up

wait a minute! postpone your plans, there's something that must be addressed immediately

hold up, let me grab some munchies before we get goin

by Anonymous December 8, 2001

i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

by Nick D August 28, 2005

hola niños

someone named max (i think) saying “hola niños” followed by some scream laughing type stuff. it is a popular sound on tiktok with people making tiktoks that say similar things to “when you’re the first one in the online spanish class” followed by the spanish teacher going “hola niños!”

billybob: opens up zoom and is first in spanish class
mrs rodriguez: hola niños!!!!

by sophiebuttons46 June 21, 2020

A hole is a hole is a hole.

Listen, at the end of the day, a hole is a hole is a hole. Sex is sex. When you get some, you get some. It doesn't matter who it's with, you're still getting some.

John: Brian, do you like guys or girls?
Brian: John, a hole is a hole is a hole. It doesn't matter what they are, sex is sex.
John: You right.

by SecretaryConfucius February 14, 2018