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flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
by charlie July 16, 2003
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Florida Cracker

A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.
People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.
Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.
by T r u t h. November 24, 2017
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Flow with the go

Famous line by Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Mixed Martial Arts legend Rickson Gracie from his documentary "Choke". Some people say he was just saying "go with the flow" in broken english. Other people argue that he saying not to just be passive and go with the flow, but create your own openings and flow with the go.
"It's like Rickson Gracie said: if there's no go with the flow, then flow with the go" -Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez, UFC Fighter
by JIU JISTUUUUUUUUUUU November 1, 2009
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Florian

Is a hell of a dude. Who cares about others, even if he feels down. He is a tough nut to crack. Everybody loves him because he is amazing. He also is loved and respected for the things that he does.
You're such an Amazing Florian Mate.
by AwesomeAnnanas July 14, 2021
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Florting

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake
'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"
by Flortygal November 4, 2018
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Flory

Flory is such a sweet girl! She often apologizes for everything, such a sweet soul! When you meet her all you can get from her is sunshine and a new friend! She doesn’t trust easily but that’s to make sure you idiots don’t hurt her!
Aww I’m pretty sad.. IM GONNA CALL FLORY!🥰
by Emxio February 24, 2019
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