flaker

someone or something that you wanna describe as cool or hot either one!

“thats pretty flaker”

by sir jordan bain January 12, 2022

Flaket

Commonly used to describe a crusty, painful poo. Can often be mistaken for burnt cornflakes.

“Just done a poo and it was heavy flaket, my arse is ringing”

by FatFlaketMan69 January 16, 2022

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jonty promised to help paint Cameron’s house. He never showed up. We made plans saturday to paint and he came up with an excuse why he couldn't show up. Jonty is a flake.

by Camjo February 16, 2022

Flake

A person who more often than not cancels plans last minute and at times without any notice or letting you know they are unavailable.

Shit… Ria flaked again. I’m so over it I’m blocking her.

by Ria15 July 30, 2022

Flakbakar

An early Swiss plane tested in Brazil in 1909. It involves shoving a metal rod up the pilots ass. The test didn't end well and ended in severe prostate damage to the pilot.

I feel bad for the pilot who flew the Flakbakar.

by Master of Muppets. August 16, 2022

Flaking the Chain

masturbating on a boat

"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

flakle

A dude or bro who says he gonna be there for you and stands you up in the end.

Ayo brah, can we meet up tomorrow night? I’ve got something important to tell ya.

Mf: yeah dawg, I’ll be there.
Ayo, it’s been two days … never mind you’re a flakle.

by Totti August 27, 2022