butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

by Hi5manENT April 11, 2019

Kentucky fucked

Adj: So absolutely fucked you feel like you're getting raw dogged by the entire state of Kentucky

Origin: from Reddit, Most likely from an auto-correct mistake

A biology group got Kentucky fucked on their grades for a presentation after not using any of the proper scientific terms for body parts

by Sir Tain April 18, 2020

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021

Shady two-faced skank whore

1. A girl who is two-faced, and goes behind her friends, and equals backs to try and make herself more popular.

A girl who whore's around, and then denies it, a girl who is overall shady.

2. A burrito with everything on it.

1.The "Blender" girls are shady two-faced skank whores.

2.Hola, can I get a shady two-faced skank whore?

by Lola Flores December 29, 2010

Duct'd and fucked

When a female is incredibly attractive and sexually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female's mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).

The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.

"Man, check out that hottie. She's got a voice like a velociraptor, but I wouldn't mind getting her duct'd and fucked."

by fivebuckbox August 20, 2011

go and get fucked!

Probably the most helpful suggestion you can give to someone you don't like.

So you don't like me? Ok, well how about you go and get fucked. Oh and you know what, even if you do like me, go and get fucked!

by kam75xx November 8, 2021