brownbagging

To leave a fecal residue on a sex partner. May or may not include use of the scrotum(BAWLZ).

Last night I totally brownbagged that bitch all over her face/chest.

by walczyk January 17, 2005

brownbagging

When you receive head from someone wearing a brown bag over their head if they have a nasty face.

Dude me and the chick, well I think it was a chick were brownbagging it the other day.

by Gary Sphinktas April 28, 2006

brownbacking

Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.

The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.

by Joe K Smith Jr the two February 11, 2015

brownbacking

(1) Fucking yourself with your own legislation.

(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.

Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.

Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

by Chumbux February 11, 2015

Brownbacking

Fucking ones self with ones own statute. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who has stated that he believes homosexuality to be immoral as a violation of both Catholic doctrine and natural law.

Passing the "Sharia Law" amendment really ended up brownbacking Alabama when it comes tto gay marriage.

by arose1 February 11, 2015

brownbacking

When you make a statement that contradicts a previous statement

The republican party was Brownbacking when they supported the Jordanian king because they call Obama, in a derogatory way, king Obama and muslim

by kinglaziness February 12, 2015

Brownbacking

*f*cking yourself over with a rule you, yourself, created.

"Grounded my daughter and now I have to deal with her all weekend - I'm totally brownbacking myself."

by VeryZenJen February 13, 2015