egg mcmuffin

1. The female genitalia.

"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

poached egg

A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!

You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!

by Chase Dankbar January 13, 2008

egg

Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.

"Wendell, you're a fucking egg."

by Panda January 16, 2005

Egg

Some random dude made the egg famous in 2019. It boasts more likes than any Kardashian pic and that says a lot. Who knew that an egg would be so popular? It's crazy but true. You will find this special one of a kind egg on IG. Go see for yourself and like the pic while you're at it. It's amazing and ridiculous but we love it

I can't believe that I wrote a definition of an egg

The egg gets more attention than the Kardashian

The Kardashians are low-key jealous of the egg

by GingerCunt January 19, 2019

Butt-egg

The things that come out ur ass. Jobie, shit, crap. whatever

Man I was on the bog for hours layin a huge Butt-egg

by Marshall Law November 12, 2004

egg girl

A female who leaves her egg shells in the kitchen sink without running the garbage disposal.

Who left egg shells all over the dishes in the sink? It smells! I will find you egg girl!!

by gobroncosrahrah July 31, 2017

Fried egg

White person, who wants to be, or should be Asain. I.E. white on the outside, yellow on the inside.

Asain: "He's comming with us (points at white kid)?"
Asain 2: "Don't worry, he's a fried egg."

by John G. October 9, 2005