Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 9, 2011

Carpet Water

The product of slurping up the liquids from a hairy vagina.

Guy: I'm thirsty for some carpet water.
Girl: I can quench your thirst.

by Duo AM September 13, 2010

carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

Carpenters Pencil

A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.

Ear, Wank, Carpenters Pencil

by Christy 2011 May 8, 2011

Carpet-bagging

The lesbian version of "tea-bagging"

Elizabeth May and Libby Davies are carpet-bagging vigorously.

by The Disasterbater August 23, 2012

carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

by badjoe117 August 9, 2016

Capetillo

A sexy, chunky, Mexican who likes Naruto

Damn, Capetillo is smokin hot and chunky. I wish I could wear his Naruto jacket.

by DANKMEMELORD1047228 October 18, 2018