A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.
by MsMiller January 27, 2025
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Get the CPKFC mug.Cunts Per Hectare Ratio - The number or density of undesirable persons likely to be inhabiting a space or venue or location, at any given time.
Malc; Hey Claire, do you fancy going into town on Saturday night?
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.
by ClaireR February 26, 2025
Get the CPH Ratio mug.A craazzyy religious order disguised/masked as long term "abuse"/"trauma"- venting.
that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)
*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025
Get the Cptsd (Complex/Childhood) mug.In minecraft crystal pvp, is CPS or crystals per second is how many end crystals are placed and blowen up in a second.
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Get the CPS mug.Check pockets and run. When somebody gets knocked out and people run their pockets AKA turn them inside out and take everything inside
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The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
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