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Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)
CPR by negoro February 13, 2005
The sexual act where a female or male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person's dick. The standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. Repeat the process until they cum (spitting up water like a drowned victim).
Guy: "so could I get a blow job tonight?"
Girl: "I'm not entirely up for that, but I'll give your dick some CPR"
CPR by AceRinggold March 19, 2014
CPR also know as
Child
Paddleboat
Racing
Some kid: *drowning
Guy 1: HELP, THAT KID IS DROWNING
Guy2: Dont worry i know cpr, Child paddleboat racing
Guy1: good luck hiding the body
CPR by Flopmaster June 27, 2020
Yes, CPR saves lives, but most of the time both people aren't good looking and in love.
CPR by Jeshicka August 12, 2006
Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
It is the logo found on some (?) NYPD (New York Police Department) vehicles.
-You know the slogan of the NYPD?
-Yeah, it's easy. CPR, meaning Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
CPR by dunnothing December 31, 2011
A song you need to play when someone's dying
Cpr by olivia.garoute December 4, 2021