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popped condom

Billy your a popped condom.

Your parents should have had anal sex
by Mr. Blazin September 26, 2017
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condom cave

when a condom falls off inside a vagina while having sex
i left a sick condom cave in that bitch last night
by nickle stack and ed dirt October 3, 2007
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condom.

a device used by a dude so that the chick he's fucking doesn't become pregnant, or STI infected.
Girl #1: What'd your mom say about you have sex with your boy last night?
Girl #2: She said. "Alright, make him use a condom."
by yourneighborlyrapist December 15, 2008
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condom child

a child that is born despite taking precaution by using a condom during sexual intercourse.
by uttam maharjan September 16, 2011
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Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls
Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!
by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011
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Condom

something to protect you from STD's and worst of all..... babies!
" man my pullout game strong " " nah nigga put on a condom! "
by luvqueen_steph May 11, 2016
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keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.
I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
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