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Boof

An uneducated, unintelligent person who spews unwanted opinions and gets next to no pussy/dick in their or their kids lifetime.
by DillylilDiksuckR44 March 29, 2022
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Boof

Knock off “designer” weed (marijuana crafted at its finest and marketed to customers looking for a luxury smoking experience.) or just plain horrible weed…smells bad. Usually looks bad. Not grown with care. Tiny nugs or shake. Little to no terps. May even look good but always taste like crap. Doesn’t get you high. Doesn’t break up right. May have too many chemicals or added PGRS (Plant Growth Regulators). Usually the smoke produces black ash. Boof may also be sold in fancy knockoff packaging at a high price to fool the customer or even at low price in sandwich baggies to attract those looking to save money. May also be referred to as mids although sometimes boof can be far worse. Any marijuana product that was made from boof is boof. There are boof edibles, boof dabs, boof hash rosin, etc.
IE: (1) Dude support your local grower, the dispensaries usually have boof. I don’t think you’d wanna smoke that, it doesn’t get me high. (2) I don’t like to smoke with them. They only smoke boof and that stuff gives me a headache. It doesn’t even have a smell (3) I think I’m gonna hit up Jookz I wanna smoke some real exotics and the pwner never has boof. He’s allergic to boof.
by JookzdaPwneR March 29, 2022
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Boofing

The act of inserting drugs and/or alcohol into one's rectum to obtain a stronger drunk/high and a quicker onset.
"Brett totally perjured himself when he claimed that boofing actually meant farting, in the context of engaging in benign college hijinks with his buddies, not being repeat offending blackout drunk sexual predators after shoving tubes up each other's asses and pouring beer into them.

"Somehow I reached the ripe old age of 46 before learning about the charming practice called 'boofing' courtesy of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh from "The Party of Family Values."
by Turbokai November 10, 2021
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Boofing

The act of inserting drugs and/or alcohol into one's rectum to obtain a stronger drunk/high and a quicker onset.
"Brett totally perjured himself when he claimed that boofing actually meant farting, in the context of engaging in benign college hijinks with his buddies, not being repeat offending blackout drunk sexual predators after shoving tubes up each other's asses and pouring beer into them.

"Somehow I reached the ripe old age of 46 before learning about the charming practice called 'boofing' courtesy of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh from "The Party of Family Values."
by Turbokai November 10, 2021
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Boof

When someone farts so badly that it stinks up the whole room
Greer just boofed up the whole room!!
by ema the goat November 14, 2021
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Soup Boof

When your partner has a moment and forgets a word.
by DeathNuggies January 27, 2022
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Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough
Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it
by Chawalabee February 1, 2022
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