low and wet

The state of being sexually aroused (especially for females) and either relieving one's own sexual tension, or having someone else be kind to you and help you with the situation. The opposite of "high and dry."

Person 1: Thanks for last night.
Person 2: You're welcome. I always like to leave you low and wet.

by Llama Drama Fighter September 20, 2012

wet colin

Individual taking a poo with the door open gets doused with a large amount of ice and water.

R. Bernard Garcia was also the victim of a wet colin.

by Agiriga April 25, 2008

Wet Wilbur

Ejaculating in ones hand, then runnin up on a fool and slapping him/her in the face with said hand.

Yo, fuck that dude. He's about to catch a wet wilbur, son!

by Dick#Nosyarg April 26, 2010

wet dreams

1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.

2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....

1.Louis is having a wet dream because his penis is vertically bisecting his body and there is semen erupting from his penis.

2.retart 1: (whispers to retart 2) hey i just had a wet dream last night.
retart 2: same!! i have wet dreams everyday and i make my mom clean me up!
randomdudepassingby: (seeing the two 8 year olds) wtf....?

by XXX__ICU__XXX July 20, 2006

wet rufus

Similar to a wet willy, a wet rufus is when you put the juices from a womans vagina on your finger and stick it in her ear.

Diane was being difficult, so when Frank got her pants off, he gave her a wet rufus to warm her up.

by Kenny Gattison July 24, 2008

wet elephant

The act of a man dipping his flaccid penis into a toilet bowl or cup containing a liquid, then slapping an unsuspecting person with it repeatedly, usually over the arm, leg, or shoulder. The receiver is usually sitting in a chair or couch, with their back turned to the giver.

Josh was so drunk at the party last night that he sneaked behind Jennifer while she was sitting on the couch, dipped his penis into her beer glass, and gave her a wet elephant on the arm.

by Dan Frantz July 2, 2008

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!

by albert1941 August 15, 2011