Thanksgiving 

An ironic holiday where millions of people who claim there is no God take time out of their lives to give thanks to some as-yet undefined scientific principle. Only in America do people celebrate a math problem with a holiday, wherein they call all their religious friends stupid while thanking an exploded fart for creating the universe. Still millions more lament the fact that everything they have in life came at the expense of another human being (the native Americans), despite the fact that every society in the history of mankind has been the same.

A holiday where a select few celebrate by being thankful for what they have, rather than reveling in a self-induced guilt trip over what others don't have.

"Thanksgiving, that wonderful holiday that should really be called I Fucking Earned This Day by most of the people who 'celebrate' it."

Thanksgiving by JustAnotherGuy August 19, 2012

thanosed

1. To have been one of the victims turned to dust when Thanos snapped his fingers.

2. To have been eliminated as part of a group where approximately half the group was eliminated (i.e. a large layoff)

Aww man, half the Avengers were just Thanosed!

thanosed by keeeeeper June 6, 2018

thanks for coming 

What you say to workout buddy when he leave from the gym.

Thanks for coming workout partner like i own the place

thanks for coming by Kuehlstein February 21, 2018

ok thanks 

when you have nothing else to say to someone who just roasted you.

Person 1: Most accidents happen on highways, that's where you were born.

Person 2: ok thanks

ok thanks by koiepops November 13, 2019

its an avocado thanks 

Its an avocado thanks is a vine of a kind young boy getting an avocado for Christmas and then saying 'its an avocado... thanks'

Kid: its an avocado thanks
You: your welcome

its an avocado thanks by Sir fluffy-butt November 5, 2018

Black Thanksgiving

NBA all-star weekend

Person 1: Yo, C-Note. Where you gonna b hangin' for black thanksgiving.

Person 2: Tre-Von invited me over to his crib to watch the all-star game and he say you can come ova' too.

Person 1: Sweet. Ill pick up some watermelon flavored vodka fo his punk ass when I cash my check at da liquor sto.

Black Thanksgiving by JB Smoooove March 6, 2011

Thanksgiving 

A day of reflection on what you should be thankful for; gratitude. America commemorates this day for the feast the Pilgrims had with the Wampanoag Indians in 1621.

Thanksgiving Day should be a day of reflection.

Thanksgiving by tradesman December 10, 2003