twap

lil wayne's word for anything sexual or anything about the female figure

Girl, i'm in need of some serious twap!

by Tom927 March 11, 2010

Twannock

English derrogatory phrase, stems from twat and Dunnock.
Introduced by some Northern Monkey.

"What the fuck have you done now you twannock?"

by Candidhat November 17, 2003

twatfuck

Adjective used to describe someone so annoyingly annoying that they desearve the description of both a twat and a fuck. synonyms - asshole, fucktard, fucknut, douche, george bush

"first off you are a complete twatfuck," said Cindy. "I told you those coupons were expired..."

"hey twatfuck, what's for breakfast?"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" said some twatfuck.

by JustinS September 5, 2005

twat-swat

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female

I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!

by dave.g September 9, 2008

Twaambo

Somebody called Twaambo can be male or female. Twaambo is a very common name in the african country Zambia.

Twaambo is the smartest girl i know

by NSCP February 3, 2010

twatmonger

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

Twat Rotten

Something foul and rotten smelling that's akin to a ripe, stanky Whore's pussy.

What's with the smell in this locker room? It's fuckin Twat Rotten in here. Smells like an infected tunapuss back here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015