Twitter

1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.

I just posted a tweet on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today!

by MoFraker November 13, 2011

Ain't no two bananas

The task at hand isn't going to be easy to accomplish. On super Monkey Ball 2, the difficulty of each puzzle is rated on a 1-10 Banana scale with One Banana being the easist and Ten Bananas being a complete pain in the ass, and damn near impossible.

Bill: My teacher wants a 40 page paper for tomorrow morning and I haven't started it yet!

Phil: That ain't no two bananas!

by Brian M August 24, 2004

Twinklight

A gay porno, thats actually better than the actual Twilight movie

I didn't like Twilight, so I decided to watch Twinklight instead, much more hotter and it made more sense

by SummerFire July 2, 2011

Twerkley

The city of Twerkley, Michigan. Where twerking became popular in the days of bangers.

Damn they got all the bad bitches in Twerkley

by Mayor of Twerkley December 17, 2012

two's up

Two's up is a very old Yorkshire expression meaning, "Save me a small amount of what you're currently consuming" It was originally used by miners who were hungry and wanted a piece of pie from one of their more fortunate colleagues. It became more popular in the 70's and meant "share your cigarette with me".

I've left my fags at home, two's up on your rolly (hand rolled cigarette)"

by Little Alf September 8, 2016

Five-twenty-nine

Five months and twenty nine days. This is the term in the workhouse that a lush-worker recieves for "jostling". If a detective sees a lush-worker approach or touch a lush, he places a "jostling" charge.

Mike was well known to the subway squad and so spent at least half of his time on the Island(Rikers) doing the five-twenty-nine for jostling.

by brasswater August 17, 2013

jiggy twigger

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis against a vaginal or anal orifice.

John:"I just had the best night with Carol"

Gary:"Did you give her the ol' jiggy twigger?"

John:"fuck off Gary"

by trosk-ski October 28, 2013