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State Farm

They've seen too much!
We must kill The State Farm, They know too much
by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019
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Red State Blues

When you are gay in a state that in Republican and feel like you have to be in the closet to avoid persecution.
If you live in a state that voted for bush and you're gay you must got some red state blues
by Dan'stheman March 30, 2010
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Washington State Midget Mudslide

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide
Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!
by Loppytits November 18, 2014
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Blue state archipelago

The 57 'blue' counties that voted for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election.
Most of the reporters exposed by Wikipedia came from the Blue State Archipelago.
by Father Hollywood December 4, 2016
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Woree State High School

Oh yeah this kid got expelled from Tbay and got sent to Woree State High School
by LORD MASHIE January 29, 2019
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Big Bone Lick State Park

A wildlife recreation area in Kentucky south of Cincinnati, Ohio. A tourist attraction.
A nick name for a city park in Cincinnati where homosexual prostitutes gather to ply their trade.
Another tourist attraction.
Bob: "I'm going to take the kids to Big Bone Lick State Park this
weekend."
Sam: "Don't you think your sons are a little young for a blow job?"
by jsd9632 January 17, 2012
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The United States of America

A fictional country that first appeared in the textbooks of every primary school as a country built upon the principles of freedom and liberty.

The United States of America is often confused with the actual countries, The United Corporations of America and the country, The Divided States of Amnesiacs.

All rational scholars agree that the United States of America never existed. Saying, "if it did ever exist, it only lasted between 1 to 5 minutes in the minds and hearts of those who conceived of such a nation."

Nevertheless, a loyal following of the fantasy country still exists. Elections are held every four years for an illusionary president. And the belief that the US is the greatest nation EVER is a requirement for membership in several fanatical groups.

Recently, however, growing dissatisfaction with the fantasy of The United States of America has led many people to even doubt the fairness of democracy. With proclamations that democracy is an illusion as well. Nothing more than the tyranny of the majority and the servant of the wealthy few. In turn, this has led many to look for other imaginary countries. Countries such as Narnia, Wakanda, Loompaland even the entire Marvel Universe have experienced a rapid influx of mental migrations in an attempt to escape the reality of a fantasy nation.
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“The United States of America is the home of the free and a land under God!!”
“Good. Very good my child. Now, it is time to take your Batch-five medication, and then we’ll listen to and repeat today's Doublethink. Remember…Ignorance is Strength!"
by Wittyhandle October 19, 2021
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