Smooth Brain Society

A society that includes only people with smooth, silky brains who consider themselves as "smart", Except for the Head and co-head that are just heads instead of brains.

Example:
"Hey, I'm Sean from the Smooth Brain Society"

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod November 8, 2022

Smoothie

A person without genitalia

We don’t talk about the smoothies

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 9, 2022

Smoothie

A discrete way to name a man's "party time" zone

"Oh no, that cannonball almost hit me in the smoothie bro"

by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022

smoothie

someone with well below average wrinkles in their cortex and thus of limited mental capacity

Awww c'mon! When no one else is here, you don't have to stop at the roundabout smoothie!

by Karrde76 February 5, 2023

Smootist

Worshiper of lord smoot
Member of the religion smootism

"Are you religious?" "Yes I'm a smootist

by I love lord smoot <3 February 22, 2023

smoothly

something that goes well

"The game is running smoothly!"

by jjjjoe March 23, 2023

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023