Beef-skeet 

A malformed vagina. One that doesn’t have a medical issue, but is noticeably wrong.

Beware that bitch, heard she has beef-skeet.

Beef-skeet by Clicker clack August 27, 2019

Tomato Sheets 

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

Tomato Sheets by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

dirty skeebs 

When a guy knocks up a random older woman in his buddies trundle bed.

Look at that old broad, she’s cruising for a dirty skeebs.....

dirty skeebs by Awkie December 28, 2019

Girl Skeet

a girl having a orgasm
''brother i'm gonna cum''

''brother i'm gonna cum/ Skeet} '' skeetGirl meaning a [ejaculation.
A-ahh im gonna girl skeet my dude

Girl Skeet by ᖘιɛ#7950 July 20, 2020

Press sheets 

When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.

GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.

Press sheets by Boonedockboy 1980 October 3, 2020

3 sheets to the wind

Drunk

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind

3 sheets to the wind by anonymous November 24, 2021

eau de skeet 

A unique fragrance with promiscuous women (who aren't clean) who will let a man bust his nut anywhere on her body. Men who have a hard time scoring will usually have this fragrance on their hands.

Everyone knew what the head cheerleader had been doing during lunch after she returned wearing too much eau de skeet

eau de skeet by c0nundrummer June 18, 2013