Definitions by Gynobutter

Tomato Sheets 

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

Tomato Sheets by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

Sock Tossing 

Filling a sock with enough baby batter to fling it on a wall like a cheap sticky toy.

I mastered sock tossing around 14.

Sock Tossing by Gynobutter July 4, 2018