Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Pinkleton's 39 Steps

Oral sex on a woman, usually in a military fashion.

He was very thorough with me last night. He gave me the full Pinkleton's 39 Steps! :D

by flicklawrance November 24, 2011

three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.

Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.

by winston festus the third December 31, 2011

Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 7, 2021

step bro!

a step bro! is an overused title and role in p*rn videos YOU FUCKING GG G G G G RETARD STOP MAKING THTA T SDHIT ATS OVERUSED E UITSTSAJTIAPSFJJOASNO ITS ALREADY BEEN SEEN STUFUUUUUUUU PLSS STOPPPPPP

retard: Hey ima be a step bro! now say the sentence

human being: STFU RETARD ITS OVERUSED U GOIN NOWHERE

by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021

2 man step

When their dick is 2 meters long

I would love to show you my ‘2 man step’

by Ahajsjskdjsosjekwnsj August 8, 2022

Kansas 2-Step

when one finishes a bubble bath, usually in the "spongebob squarepants bottle" with the water at exactly 87 degrees, then has intercourse with The Devil Wears Prada" (music not movie) playing. Has to be on a Tuesday.

Me and my ex gf's sister's neighbor did a Kansas 2-step last tuesday...LEGIT

by kevinliaobitches September 23, 2009