cripple speed
when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
cripple speed by dennyg March 21, 2020
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3 day speed limit
To tweek for 72 hours straight after using speed or meth amphetamines and the brains lack of rest causes you to hallucinate.
Joel said, "Hey bro, can you hear the people talking in my walls?"
"There's nobody talkin inside your walls", I said. "How long you been awake?"
"I dont know like a week at least", he replied.
"Thats your problem right there; you hit your 3 day speed limit."
"There's nobody talkin inside your walls", I said. "How long you been awake?"
"I dont know like a week at least", he replied.
"Thats your problem right there; you hit your 3 day speed limit."
3 day speed limit by jROCK$** May 12, 2014
SOP (Speed of Priyesh)
Common abbreviation for "Speed of Priyesh". The speed of Priyesh is the velocity attained by a particle that travels at a speed of approximately 186,286 x 10^7 miles/second. As of 23rd June 2011 only one individual has reached the speed of Priyesh. This incident is well marked in history since, Einstein believed that the maximum velocity of a particle is the speed of light. On the 2nd of June 2011, he was proven wrong as Priyesh Wilhelm III reached the speed of Priyesh (variance +-0.17 m/s) while driving his Mitsubishi Lancer VII through the streets of Bahrain. Known witnesses of this event are Von Daniken and Shaboora Bin Lazer Abd Il Sniper.
Person: Omg! I was going so fast, in my Mitsubishi Lancer VII, that I actually couldn't see where I was going! WTF just happened?!
Person 2: You must have been going at the SOP (Speed of Priyesh)
Person 2: You must have been going at the SOP (Speed of Priyesh)
SOP (Speed of Priyesh) by LazerBeamsZZ!!!! July 23, 2011
Chipmunk on Speed
a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.
Chipmunk on Speed by george kliwoski March 29, 2007
tard speed
"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"
tard speed by LongDONGsilber January 22, 2014