Crusty jizz sock

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see

I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed

by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019

Happy Sock

noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.

Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.

by SuzaK April 18, 2006

pink sock

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

by Captian Dave January 19, 2003

Cum Sock

the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.

bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight

by 🅳🅰🅽🅽🆈 🅳🅴🆅🅸🆃🅾 August 16, 2020

Public Sock

Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.

The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.

by Nick February 18, 2005

French Sock

A very bad odor.

Ferin farted and it stunk worse than a French Sock.

by Phartman April 8, 2009

Poop Sock

Poop Sock (n). - A normal foot sock which is used to defecate into. The use of a poop sock can be caused by a lack of willingness to get up and go to the bath room, due to being presently engaged in a video game, or other mentally strenuous activity.

Poop Sock (v). - The verb poop sock, is used to allude to a process that will consume much time, and involve very little moving.

- I have a poop sock of a test coming up for Latin. Should take at least 3 hours to finish.
- That Molten Core run took 8 hours; sure was a poop sock and a half.

by Beau Bouchard August 27, 2007