Youtube Poop, or better known as YTP is when really talented editors ruin stuff by editing it to make it kinda funny?
by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020
Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:
little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections
little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections
Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"
Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"
Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."
Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"
Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."
by kel the dog August 13, 2010
The act of blowing cocaine up another person's anus. Often done by people who can no longer snort the coke due to nose damage.
by Anthonyiscool October 10, 2018
When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.
by snazzyypp January 17, 2015
When a girl is on her period and has to go number 2 more often than usual, its like diarrhea every menstrual cycle
by taquito33 August 20, 2009
While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.
I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.
by EMNM May 31, 2008
EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before
Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!
by J. ALEXANDER November 01, 2007