pedaphile pineapple 

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum

yo that pedaphile pineapple is the shizzle!

pedaphile pineapple by david and brian January 16, 2007

blond pineapple of death 

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

blond pineapple of death by volhostess April 21, 2009

short end of the pineapple 

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

short end of the pineapple by E February 21, 2005

i don't speak pineapple 

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something

The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.

i don't speak pineapple by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009

guatemalan pineapple 

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.

"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."

guatemalan pineapple by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014

Dusty Pineapple

Prolapsed hemoroidal anus, due extensive anal sex, sprinkled with powder sugar (or coke).

Last night I gave my beloved spouse a Dusty Pineapple.

Dusty Pineapple by jonwah November 15, 2017

Red Pineapple of Death 

A nickname for Vice Captain of Squad 11 in the Gotei thirteen of Soul Society- Renji Abarai- of the popular manga and anime series Bleach by Tite Kubo. Renji Abarai's hair is a deep red, and when he ties it up- which is all the time- his hair looks like a pineapple.

He is the Red Pineapple of Death- FEAR HIM! (it's actually just Renji wearing a shirt that says Red Pineapple of Death)

Red Pineapple of Death by AnimeFreakazoid October 18, 2011