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Please Mate

Originating from the Crown Poker Room, meaning "yeah whatevers mate".
Villain wins pot: As if you call me down with ace high...ship it!
Hero: Please mate. *disgusted*

Villain loses pot: As if you call me down with ace high!
Hero: Please mate...I knew you were bluffing.
by Furniture T June 1, 2011
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Please stop

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Please stop.
Person 1: Thanks!
by H&R Block January 4, 2022
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Skulduggery Pleasant

A slang term used for when someone is killed because the murderer doesn't want their best friend to die saving the world.
Man, Joshua got Skulduggery Pleasanted the other day by Marco.

Hermione should have Skulduggery Pleasanted Voldemort herself so Harry didn't have to die.
by Totally-Not-Valkyrie-Cain June 14, 2017
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modern Plea Bargain

1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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parsnips a-plenty

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.
Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
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by Anonymous June 4, 2003
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no interviews please

The state slogan of West Virginia. Coined by the Daily Show in reference to West Virginians giving their reasons for voting for Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama in the May 2008 primary.
He's from t'other race, and you know, I'm scared o'that 'cause we've had so much conflict with 'em.

He's a Muslim, and that has a lot to do with it.

I don't like that Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein.

West Virginia -- No Interviews Please
by lexihunter May 16, 2008
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pledgeducator

Is a person within a fraternity or sorority who teaches and trains it's pledges to become future brothers or sisters.
My name is Pat and I will be your pledgeducator for the semester and I will teach you all you will need to know.
by Patrick Shelton Kelly January 1, 2006
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