Screaming Panda

When a guy is fucking a fat asian girl and he punches her in each eye socket. Then he proceeds to hand her a snack, Bamboo.

Last night I was mad at myself for fucking a lard ass so I punched her in the face twice and yelled Eat Bitch!!! and gave her my stick of bamboo. She was my first screaming panda.

by Don't Stop Please March 1, 2010

Angry Panda

The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.

Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.

by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009

Panda

An Asian guy that looks like a panda.

Kevin looks like a panda!

by Person in your basement December 20, 2010

Panda

When a girl gives you head and you ejaculate in one eye and punch her in the other.
she will have one white and one black eye
also see pirate and scroll down to the sexual definition

"i once gave a woman a panda (with permission of corse) why she let me, ill never know."

by dangerous92 November 2, 2008

Panda Express

Receiving Oral Sex while eating chinese food. This may include left over chinese.

going to get chinese food then getting dome also know as panda express

by thegiantredginer December 20, 2010

panda faggot

one who wears gay panda shirts and bobs their head to bands they pretend to know.

can be reffered to as: "panda" or "panda faggot"

wow look at that panda faggot.

by Rose-Marie December 28, 2008

The Panda

when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.

'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"

THE PANDA

by Fo_Sho August 4, 2012