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Dance music

1) Music originating from america in the 1960's. Created for people to dance to, with a prominent bass line and clever loops and samples. The most innovative style of music around today, encouraging new and varied ideas to emerge into the mainstream only to be knocked out of the charts by some pansie pop group or boyband who's records are bought by young girls.
Note: Dance music is not pop music. People who think that this is the case have never heard real dance music. pathetic people who call themselves djs by producing a re-make with a heavy beat and female vocals do not produce dance music. they produce poor quality pop.
by samstorm December 5, 2004
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penis music

by ComfyDev August 25, 2021
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music teacher

a person who teaches music
Our school's music teacher is 80 years old and throws chairs at students, I'm not even lying
by WeAre300_kids September 23, 2022
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Music obscurist

An obscure music listener who pretty much judges music by their obscurity than the actual music. Try going on sites like Sputnikmusic.com, last.fm, rateyourmusic or something like that or even youtube, and there will be some obscurists there. Usually they deny that fact that they are an obscurist and get batshit insane if you point it out. They may say they listen to whatever approves to their ears. However, often you'll notice that depending on what site they're on, if you look on their playlists on youtube or scrobbles on last.fm, everything there is ultra obscure music that hasn't made even 5 sells yet. Some will also point out the "true" and "false" of genres. Anything they like,they say is automatically underground,even if it has been famous before. Anything they hate, regardless of the popularity, they call mainstream or "hipster faggotry". Some people sometimes call these people "music elitists". However, they aren't necessarily elitists for this. They definitely are purists though. Some will say that all punk rock must be underground otherwise it's "poser punk", despite that the Ramones, the Clash and Sex Pistols were really popular, and even the Ramones are still famous today. Even a lot of punk bands have appeared on Guitar Hero so thus, that's completely stupid to think.
Normal guy: Hey, I heard you like metal music. You like Megadeth or Pantera or even Job for a Cowboy?
Music Obscurist: You're a fucking poser! Job for a Cowboy?! They are a bunch of posers! And you can't even name any real metal band besides the very famous and legendary ones. Listen to REAL metal if you want to be a real metalhead! Like Unbidden, Murder Reconstruction, Brain Drill, Anaya, Misery Index, etc.
by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 July 26, 2013
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danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.
Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...
by Devil Kisses December 18, 2011
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the music illuminati

An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)
The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”
by THEBOOKOFYEET October 19, 2017
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Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.
Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...
by Pialinist April 28, 2021
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