Microsoft Windows

Consistently inconsistent.

"Microsoft Windows is complete garbage" said Mark as he booted up his Ubuntu PC.

by Melodi_Bug November 29, 2021

Owen's microphone

Non existent, void, lacking in physical form

Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.

by Sanguine Pendulum June 11, 2018

Microwave Bitch

Noun. A sexy bitch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.

Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.

Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.

Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.

Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.

Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.

Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.

Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!

Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!

by Funnybannie January 24, 2013

microsoft works

its a complete oxymoron

its called Microsoft Works but it never works!

by drummerbabe967 December 27, 2004

Microsoft

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.

Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

microkini

The smallest bikini or thong that covers only the barest minimum. First pioneered by Australian manufactures, now available worldwide. Very rare to be found on public beaches and pools, but worn only by the most brave and bold.

Did you see that girl in the tiny microkini?

by mtaller January 14, 2005