Super Mario Dat Hoe!

When you get high off shrooms, steal an ugly muthafuckas bitch & fuck her up her pipes.

Dude 1 " I can't believe that fat spikey bastard is touching up Tamika Peaches blud...shes like a princess in my eyes ''

Dude 2 " Ya know what fam, take some shrooms & go fuck up that fat bastard ''

Dude 1 " Yeah man I might just do that....''

*3 Hours later*

Dude 2 " So did ya buss that fat nigga up? ''

Dude 1 " Straight up fam, I super mario'ed dat hoe too ''

Dude 2 " No way! You fucked her up her batty!? ''

Dude 1 " Skeen blud ''

Dude 2 " Argh...gimme firms blud you a G now! ''

Yeah..Super Mario Dat Hoe!!!

by HiTop Fadez January 19, 2008

MARIO

Is a commonly Italian name, but is also common in Cyprus/Greece. Normally hangs out with Arabic and very white English folk. He is usually a pretty sexy with great hair, has a great jawline and Amazing athletic abilities.

Did you see mario last night

"Yeh, pretty hot right, I'd bang him"

by Freddieptv April 14, 2017

Mario

A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.

Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you

by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019

Mario

A name that is usually a boy name Mario is nice but no very smart ok person to be around if you have him as a freind dont lose him he will do all of your home work and will treat you for which you are

(Mario) tries but only somtime succeeded

by M_ar August 17, 2019

Maricopa wells middle school

•a school where people think there the shit
•no fine niggas
•no good ass fights
• loud ass security guard wit thick ass eyebrows

•a principal who think the outside nice alla time

•teachers that think they run shit all the time
•teachers that think they scaring mfs
•cheerleaders who ugly asf and can’t cheer

•ratchet ass black girls
•football team is ass
•

Hey have you heard of that ass school ,maricopa wells middle school ? “Yeah that school is ass”

by You don’t need to know but 🧚🏽‍♀️🏌🏽‍♀️ November 24, 2019

Mario/Luigi Complex

Mario is like the hot girl in the group who always gets hit on and gets all the attention. Luigi is the girl who never gets asked out, but she isn’t unattractive or anything — still hot in her own, just overshadowed by the Mario.

I think there’s a Mario/Luigi complex going on with Jessica and Becky. Becky never gets asked on dates, but she’s cute and nice.

by strawberri_laur May 7, 2020

Mario

Mario is An Italian American plumber, who’s the prime mascot of Nintendo. He represents the company, Nintendo . Mario possesses super strength, high stamina, able to run for hours and perform sumersaults and side flips. He can jump really high, in his first game he could jump up to 10 feet in one bound. Hence why He was used to be called “jump man”

Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins

I’ve been playing mario since I was a kid. My favorite mario game is super mario galaxy

by Hitler the great July 7, 2020