greatest person to live

the greatest people are always born on october 22. they have a great taste in fashion and send the best reddit links. the greatest person to live also has the greatest friend to live who’s name is usually Makayla.

Do you know who Reagan is?

Well of course, she’s the greatest person to live.

by supercoolfriend October 21, 2019

Grease schmole

A grease schmole is a person who is very greasy

Mathew looks like a grease schmole today

by Greasy schmole May 22, 2020

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Grease

Fucking nasty; gross

You smell grease.

by Bozoonie November 28, 2021

crotch grazer

Someone who sucks a lot of dick or eats a lot of pussy
a whore, slut, hoe etc.

OMG Stacie is such an effing crotch grazer

by tranny ass whoremaster October 7, 2008

Shit Grease

The lubricant film around the shit

i got a little shit grease on my finger and wiped it in wops sandwich

by T.O.F October 15, 2008

pit grease

Deodorant or antiperspirant, especially of the stick variety.

Man, you stink! Put on some pit grease!

by oldgeezer December 6, 2009