French Monk

A midget rapper.

Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".

by The French Monker November 22, 2010

French or trench

From my basement a Duolingo owl wants me to do my French lesson 2 days later from the basement FRENCH OR TRENCH

Don’t do a duolingo lesson in 2 days notification duo lingo

You haven’t done your French you know what happens now ADT back door break in proceed with caution Duolingo owl in the living room FRENCH OR TRENCH

by Oysterboy April 19, 2022

French Surprise

When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.

I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.

by ShitDick82637 January 8, 2022

french bicycle

A term used when both partners roll into a wheel while 69ing

There is no room to French bicycle in here we would roll into fucking everything

by Frenchmen99876 April 21, 2014

French Swipe

When you wipe your ass and shit gets on your pinky finger.

Man I shit so much that I had a French swipe.

by Texmexdiva July 23, 2019

French Periscope

When you wear two french womens vaginas as goggles.

im gonna use you as a french periscope

by gooeysoldier January 13, 2021

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023